Orange Item- Dah Luvaglio!

In the subject of Laptops i simply cant resist them. And when the LexLuthor-esque Luvaglio Laptop was announced, my speech failed me. Though after I saw the price on this beautiful peace of equipment my voice quickly switched from silence to curses. Reader, this exorbitant laptop will amaze even the elite rich. The Luvaglio is priced at a preposterous one million dollars. Picked up your jaws yet? Well there is a method to this madness. The laptop hold up to a 128 gigabytes of solid-state storage perfect for storing your diary of how you became a rich-ass bastard to afford this laptop. Theres the 17 inch backlit LED screen with its own integrated cleaner perfect for showing that diary to a publisher. And finally to dedicate that diary to the kind people at Orange Sight, what else than to type that dedication on your blog on the laptop encased with leather, wood, and precious metals. But the ace in the hole? The Luvaglio Laptop is activated only when you insert a rare and unique diamond into a slot. A laptop powered by a diamond! So this Orange item is a MUST-HAVE if you can afford it. Oh by the way, after you can afford several of these laptops because of your book you dedicated to us, you should send us a couple of them our way so that we can open the motorized box with our grubby little hands! We'll be waiting!